What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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