we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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