i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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