Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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