i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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