Are we in a gay sports bar?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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