Whatcha textin bout Willis?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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