they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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