we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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