I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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