sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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