I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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