I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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