Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
