I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
