That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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