weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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