Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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