I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something