Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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