So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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