This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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