we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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