Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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