he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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