I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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