Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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