Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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