I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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