Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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