arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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