She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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