You smell like a Billy Joel song
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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