Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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