my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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