I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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