she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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