if i can run in heels then i can drive
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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