Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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