Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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