How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Randomize
