Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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