gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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