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She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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