If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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