well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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