Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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