tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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