Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
