I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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