And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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