you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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